Set in a de-commissioned and completely “forgotten” ex Cold War reconnaissance bunker somewhere on the South Coast of England, our hapless Royal Navy lot have been turning up for “work” for the past 20 years ever since the bunker was decommissioned in 1991 and is entirely due to an oversight on the part of the Royal Navy wages computer which has kept on paying them.  They’ve donned their uniforms each day and arrived on time to man the fort, bringing with them their hobbies and pastimes including looking after the Royal Navy carrier pigeons.  Coming up to retirement and feeling a tad guilty, Chief Petty Officer Peter Burrows decides to ask a friend in to “fix” the ageing computers and bring them up to full working order.  Little does he know the problems our electrical whiz-kid stirs up when the Naval Headquarters receives a signal from what they thought was a defunct facility – could this be the Russians?  Time to call in the Royal Marines – with, of course, hilarious consequences.

(We assure patrons that no animals were injured during the making of this production!)